Metaphorical Metaphysical

I couldn’t be more excited that you’re here. Happy Dance!

Kitty Darling has been a long time coming… my exit strategy from the life that was no longer working for me, with skin I no longer felt at home in, & a reflection no longer recognized… a day to day existence of rituals not of my own, & making no sense to anyone….. was making me literally sick and broken …. I dreamt, envisioned, & manifested down the metaphorical metaphysical rabbit hole toward my own life’s purpose–landing here with a gleeful bang ready to share & assist  you down your own path toward your personally-written-in-the-stars-blueprint of life purpose, working with you in the ways you need and feel comfort with or curiosity for to answer big questions, little questions, questions that keep you twisting and turning and up fretting all night.


We are not here to suffer.  We are here to live in our own definition of bliss and joy. We are here to love and be loved. We are here to feel gratitude to this miraculous life we have on this miraculous planet at this perfect time. We are here to learn and explore.

Yet. Yet. Yet.

Rather than play, we suffer. Exhausted. My story is in no way novel. It’s the one I see and hear played out in a million ways over and over. Depression. Anxiety. Illness. Desire in the heart, but a body unwilling. Discomfort. A quiet unsettled feeling of a constant want that never goes away. Feeling gratitude for being ok. Just ok. Because ok means not horrible.

Sometimes our lives need a major transformation. Sometimes we need to adjust our daily routines. Sometimes we need a big shot of love. Sometimes we have no idea what we’re looking for.

And sometimes we just need a few questions answered.I offer services in a multitude of price ranges for all of the above life challenges using a variety of metaphysical sciences and arts. We will go on a journey designed expressly for you. Is your romantic life failing you? Do you start dreading Monday as soon as you leave work Friday because you hate your job with a fury you don’t even understand? Do you feel lost, alone, and misunderstood? Are you not even certain who the hell you are anymore? Are you driven to know about your past lives feeling they haunt your current reality? You long for a different place or time? Do you have shadows lurking under your bed, in the cobwebs of your mind? Is there a darkness you cannot shake? Do you feel if only I’d never…. or if I could… or someday I will…… when… when…. when….. Did you wake up one day and you’re children were grown or your lover had moved on to another notifying you on a post-it or text message….In other words, a Montenegro Once In a Lifetime Moment?

In my 20’s I saw a movie called Montenegro…. It was basically the sister film to Michael Douglas’ Falling Down, which details a man’s mid-life crisis going postal. In Montenegro, a housewife can’t take her life One More Second. Not one. In the 1950’s, Betty Draper ate just a load of ice cream and got fat. In the 1960’s, Mrs. Robinson had an affair, but most tired, bored, walled-in, women were numbed with Mother’s Little Helpers. This housewife, however, sets her Montenegro house afire driving off in a convertible with the warm wind  in her hair to the sound of Marianne Faithful’s raspy voice singing the Ballad of Lucy Jordan. I also heard a song, Once in a Lifetime by the Talking Heads. It’s the famous video one? Skinny black-haired young David Byrne spazzing out in a white dress shirt and black bow tie karate chopping his arm as he is tossed & thrown across the room by an unknown force, like a puppet? His angst ridden cries are proclaiming, “This is not my beautiful wife, this is not my beautiful house! My God!!!!! What have I done!!!!!!?????!!!!”


I already knew too many people this was true for. I decided in those moments to never be that person. That man ripping through his life. That woman burning down her house. That skinny guy with the haunting refrain the very embodiment of paranoia and anxiety.

It is my honor, my pleasure, my calling, my need, my desire, my path, my mission, my life’s purpose to make sure you will not become or will no longer be any of those either.

Work With MeThe first step is to speak out your worry and suffering. To be brave & vulnerable enough to say its name. To set it free so it will not devour you from the inside. Talk to me.  Work with me. We will find answers.

Over the next few weeks, you’ll be seeing a plethora of changes to this site….. including descriptions of services…. pricing….. free things….. client reviews….. In the meantime, check around and see what’s here under construction and watch Kitty Darling Metaphysic grow. Click at the bottom of the page to be alerted to new blog postings.Why do I need feet when I have wings to fly? –Frida Kahlo