venus ascends slowly as the grave bells gently ring annoucing the rise of the dead–a darling transit report for halloween week

We are half way through the Venus Retrograde and this week we will be sailing past the end of  October and early November’s usual parade of spirits and zombies and ghouls and goddesses and sexy witches and sugar skulls as the Goddess of Things We Value Most, Venus slowly begins her ascension toward  her place…

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why hire you, miss astrology person…. I’ve got supercoolastroapp2000! or…. you are more than your sun sign: in defense of flesh and blood astrologers

I’m constantly asked with a smug smile or a confused look, why do I need to  see a live astrologer?…. I have a cool phone app. Truth. There are cool phone apps.  There are ones that are poorly done and not so cool,  too.But are they accurate? Apps are fun…. and when you read the…

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be your own goddess of beauty: radiant & important beauty alerts for venus & mercury retrograde……. plus! working with the moon for gorgeous locks

Is there any planet more romantic than the moon?  It’s the muse of gothic horror novels and films from Dracula to well, Party Night,  not to mention one of my favorites, American Werewolf in London . . .  Ask any police officer or emergency room nurse and you’ll get chills in return . . .…

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loveandhopeandsexanddreams

After all of these weeks in retrograde, then doing his shadow work (as we all should do, ah-hem…. and hopefully you have been doing  yours too.  If not, hit me up.) Mars has left his shadow and is now  rocking and rolling through the sky doing what Mars does best–being a dude. Picking fights. Acting…

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The Sleeping Goddess

The summer of 2018 was a long, hot Elizabeth Taylor as Maggie the Cat in a slip occasion……..  filled with eclipses and retrogrades bouncing pinball like off each other. It ended with Hurricane Florence doing her best to wipe away Tree Hill and still more governmental static, betrayal, and heartbreak. We spent the  weeks moving…

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the darling transit report for the week of 3 september 2018

Saturn is about to join Mercury and Mars in stationing direct. Whoo Whooooooo!–on Sept 6–then you’ll see things really start to get on down, yes, get on down the road…… Finally. Next week? Pluto follows suit.   We will still have to join our ahhhhhhh, let’s just say friend–the malefic bad ass (malefic–where do you…

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i’m your Venus i’m your fire your desire

I’m Your Venus Because it’s Mercury Retrograde & I’m at least as vulnerable, I think more so in the shoemaker’s children always go barefoot tradition………. a few bits you need to know for RIGHT NOW, my loves. Miss Venus has put on her lipstick and kitten heels and strutted herself into Libra.  And she’s packing…

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Storytime with Kitty….. hearing the lion’s roar & walking with him through the sharpnel of the summer into the bright light of the eclipse……

New Moon/Solar Eclipse in Leo 8.11.18 The last stop on the non-stop thrill ride that has been our Eclipse Season during this Summer of Cosmic Chaos is coming.  When Leo’s Solar Eclipse blinks it’s shadow eye at us,  it will be the  4th in the lion’s sign. There is just one more to go then,…

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Coming Attractions!

Kitty Darling Metaphysics                                is launching soon. . . . . Check back often for updates on services, pricing, musings….. in the meantime, feel free to e-mail me with questions at kittydarlingmetaphysics@gmail.com  

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